Some things are too insane to be ignored. And even if you still ignore them, usually the insanity will “make its voice heard” anyway, because that is the nature of the psychosis within.
Take the following example:
The crazies have decided to get together and have a MILITIA MARCH. That’s right. It is a March on Washington with guns! Not only guns, but guns next to the Capitol! Safety first, children.
As this is a horrible idea, of course thousands will embrace it. That is how things works around here, after all.
Check out this exciting video promoting the cause:
Can you describe this? We certainly can’t. That is why we appreciate that tipster brendan provided an explanation for this pile of dung:
“We are trying to organize a Million Armed Militia Man march on Washington July 4th 2009. Be there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We can would could should this to death. Bottom line is I am going, we should all go. It sends a powerful message. Like I said they cant arrest 1,000,000 + people. Its not possible. They dont have the manpower or space for that.
Are we men or cowards???? If I worked for the government this would be the LAST idea they would want me to suggest THINK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! MAn up people!!!”
Wolverines!!!!11!@_______________________________________________
Seriously, I think that a few decades from now, the capital of the United States will be called “Pale Horse, D.C.” and located in Northeast Ohio, in honor of the 26-year-old “self-employed” Pale Horse, a latter-day Gen. Washington and leader of the Ohio Militia (http://www.youtube.com/user/OhioMilitia, http://www.ohiomilitia.com), who led the uprising against Barak Hussain’s Stalinist regime.
Via Meghan McCain’s best frenemy forever, Matt Yglesias (http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2009/04/ohio-militia-leader-calls-for-armed-million-man-march-on-washington.php).
Consider the comments on this post a support group. We have just experienced something frightening together. The healing begins now.
UPDATE: They tried to pull it, but somebody had already sent us another one, so HA:
Healing? Fuck that! It is time MAn up sheeple!!! Grab your guns, and also your firearms, dorky ninja swords, and pitchforks, and start MARCHING!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!!1!!1!!!
Okay, I’m ready for a good cry and a group hug. These people can’t even be parodied anymore. Goddamn it, I was going to take the day off, but now that Schlitz in the fridge is gonna get drunk.
It is a sad day for America when our one true great leader doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.
hoax. too good to be true. in summary: fake.
iwillsavethispatient: and yet ‘meghan mccain’ is spelled with bizarre accuracy. COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT.
hoax. too good to be true. in summary: fake.
I hope you’re right. But, when comedian Stephen Colbert struggles to match news show host Glenn Beck’s over-the-top lunacy, the line between parody and reality is virtually unrecognizable.
Tell these people Obama moved the capitol to Hawaii. Then have the normal people leave Hawaii when the ‘tards start flooding in. Remove all means of escape and problem solved.
StephanieInCA,
Everything below “MAn up people!!!” is mine, and I’ve competed in a few spelling bees in my day. Also, all I have to do to remember Meghan McCain’s name is to look down at the “I heart Meghan McCain” tattoo on my left arm.
Brendan: ZOMG!!! WE HAS MATCHING TATTOOS!
When I get a camera, I’m totally filming a “Leave Meghan alone” youtube video.
How are they going to find a man with a million arms?
@Sue:
Thank you for that.
iwillsavethispatient: That’s it, I’m calling immigration on your foreigner/Mexican ass! You can’t compete with me for her affections/inheritance if you’re disappeared by ICE. Though I guess I could just tell her you support Obama, or that you have a bunch of pictures of Cindy McCain on your hard drive…
@Sue: Win.
It’s all a big front. They’re really huntin’ for Teabaggers.
Bah, the video is now set to “private.” Are they going to have their million-tard-march in secret too? It weirdly reminds me of that woman who wanted to pay $75 to have her dumb anti-Obama rant removed from youtube. If these people find their own opinions embarrassing then why do they have them? And have they *all* got a persecution complex? If yes, why have they all got the same vigilante-fetishist persecution complex?
The first thing that occurred to me as I envisioned this march…
Air strike.
ON THE DAY OF THE MARCH:
The President picks up the red phone. “Release the motherfucking hounds.”
One million white people intending to march for a cause on the 4th of July?
Epic planning fail.
Oh and nobody gets to stand on the lawn at the WH. With the possible exception of Rahm when he has to take a quick pee.
@AnonymousCrab:
They pulled it, but BEN sent us another one. HAHAHA THE CRAZIES LOSE.
Naw. Fake. Right? But of course…
Naw…
Million Man (Fake) Militia Moron March. We need people to help solve the problems in this country, not nuts who have gathered into gangs and go running through the woods with guns. All a march on Washington with guns would do, would be to light a match and throw it on the gasoline. Real patriot don’t organize events such as this to harm the country. Time for these guys to stop pretending to be militia members, as the militia units is this country are the National Guard and State Defense Forces, not, not private groups with each doing their own will.
That is a REAL VIDEO. It was a rejected clip from the same people who brought you the “Gathering Storm” outtakes.
Thank you, Ben. Your a true patriot.
You know, I was denied a permit for a similar march several years ago. It was called a million guns march. It was really just one million naked men with erections walking through Washington. For some reason, I was denied.
I think it probably would appeal to most of these militia members.
Who are these “patridiots” fighting against? We finally have an intelligent government in charge. The things they are so afraid of is so obvious it pains me as a person.
They are terrified, horrified of public education. Yet, I bet the majority of them went to public school and somehow were not brainwashed into thinking the government can solve all of our problems. It makes no sense.
What are they marching on? That the government for the last 30 years has stripped away the middle class and left us with only rich and poor. Which option would you pick?
Would you consider that we are all in this together – except for the rich people? Are you trying to deny your self and your family and fellow man the access to education, valid representation in the government, no access to health care which you lost when your company went overseas – thanks to the GOP? That we do not want our municipal needs for first responders, health providers, education in place for our town, city and a local government to keep that in place?
Think it through. You are mistaken. You are being used and fooled. You do not have the money and power of the people who use you.
As a city dweller, guns only hurt us. We are not hunting game; we are the game. How is this better because of guns?
Erm, that was pretty obviously satire. At least the second one posted was. I never got to watch the first one. I haz a confused.
@daisychain:
Yup. Somebody needs to prove this thing is legit. The Second Amendment demands it.
Hang on a sec, are these the same guys the ACLU helped march a while back?
Did anyone else notice that the first words in the clip were This is my lov…friend!! Woo Hoo, now we know that wingnut fantasies are finally “coming out”
Look at Ohio Militia’s other YouTube videos (http://www.youtube.com/user/OhioMilitia) if you want to know whether you should be laughing at these guys or scared of them (and laughing in a cautious, derisive manner).
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great idea picket signs aint doing shit.
time to finish the 1st revolutionary war.
pussies and non patriots stay home watch jerry springer.
oh yea and when your done get your shit and get the fuck out of our country.