GASP! Ohmygawd! I barely made it out of that there alive. I almost asphyxiated on some poorly shaven nuts! Okay! That was crazy and I’m a littlebittadrunk so I’ll keep this post shorts (get it?).
Basically, they pegged me from the get go. There must have been three hundred teabaggers and fifty bloggers. We surrounded the teabaggers and snapped digital camera shots. The whole scene was very predictable. No coherent message. Dumb signs. Lots of kids. TONS of white people. Dozens of flags.
Truthfully I was busted when I was spotted taking pictures during the National Anthem. Well, I guess I’m just not cut out for this undercover stuff. More coherent thoughts tomorrow.
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Yay, Kev! I was wondering where you were. You’re doing the Lord’s work, young man.
There was a guy with a sign that said “
No-one^SERBS died when Clinton lied.”I’m not sure what that even means. Was the Lewinsky affair distract the US administration from acting in Yugoslavia? Or was he just pointing out those two things happened at the same time?
Just how big was the crowd? And where the hell did they come from?
You have won the win everything award. Seriously. Awesome. That description of the Seattle event was equally appealing.
Congratulations iwillsavethispatient, you officially win, forever.
@shorts! Sweet. Can I now call myself “Sir iwillsavethispatient”? Or as a foreigner, is that not allowed?
I celebrated with a beer or two with Kevo. For a hobo, he didn’t smell that bad.
Hobo grooming tip: rub your armpits with onions and brush your teeth with turnips. you’re sure to smell as sweet as a tire and as moist as a mushroom.
Thank you, Kevo, for actually going out there with the “Bring Back Crystal Pepsi” signs and rocking the world with them. You deserve 10 whore diamonds. I think Seattle wins out of the 7 cities today, for that reason.
“TONS of white people.”
There is no one more racist than the disgusting liberals. Go play with your Code Pink, you fucking scum.
“There was a guy with a sign that said “No-one ^SERBS died when Clinton lied.”
That’s typical of idiots who get their political news from the Comedy Channel.
If you are real Americans, you’ll research the truth of what we did in Bosnia.
Because you throw tea-bags a decade later to protest Serbian air-strikes… Right.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(H)
BBCP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
filthylibs, thanks for that vague answer, I was actually asking in all seriousness what the link was. I’ll do some research as this is obviously a strictly fact-based blog then come back and explain why the sign is still wrong.
Why am I still awake?
So, the Serbs died allegation relates to Kosovo, not Bosnia. If you’re going to belittle people for not looking up facts, it tends to be best if you’re correct yourself.
What I really don’t understand is
1) What this has to do with the Teabaggers’ tax protest?
2) Why was this person still protesting the actions of Clinton? Is it because he presided over the dot-com boom, which led to the dot-com bust which led to the housing boom which led to our current economic crisis?
Don’t take it personally. filthylibs is just angry that he went to a teabagging party and all he saw was a bunch of fat white people with Earl Gray hanging from their hats.
Gimme a call, filthy. I’ll gladly spoo all over your waxed chest for ya, buddy. But only if my wife can videotape it for posterity. And mutual masturbation sessions later.
Also. Is filthylibs implying that we are filthy? And liberal? Or is he a self-hating liberal who feels filthy?
I am not really confused on this issue.
But I am really really filthy. Have not bathed in 15 DAYS ALAN! I think this is a new record for me. Yummy.
seriously, Crystal Pepsi for the EPIC WIN.
Re: “Go play with your Code Pink” – funny, i think i was doing just that last night. But thanks for the suggestion you disgusting pervert.
I think filthylibs is just mad that he went to the teabagging orgy and is still a virgin.
I am so jealous that you guys got to be there. There was nothing going on in Lynnwood, where I work, FYI. I went to the mall and everything.
That pic–your signs… I am now near to puking from the laughter. Seriously–people came running to see if I’d lopped off a limb, I was making so much noise.
That was the awesomest thing in the whole history of things awesome. I need a new sternum…
kevo-tron – this has to be the “ballsiest” way to get out there and shake things up – you are my hero, and I have been laughing at the shaving sign for 24 hrs straight. drop that smoothly shaven sack.
whoa whoa whoa. Guys. That aint me holdin’ the sign! We had LOTS of funny counterprotesters at the event. These two folks win the award for funniest signs although I’ll have you know I saw some other funny ones too.