Well, it has finally happened. America’s finest Patriot, Glenn Beck, has successfully mastered Dark Magick. I hope you all take your tea dark, WITH BLOOD!!
Guest collapses on Glenn Beck’s show (Hot Air)
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Glenn Beck murders by eschewing Gas-X
Errr…. was he okay? I’d gladly pay a few dollars more taxes so the nation can cover Glen Becks’ guests health insurance. It’s for the greater good.
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