Hello, Stockton, California! You are the most violent place in California! This is why you need more civilians walking around with DESERT EAGLES, for justice!
You can trust that they will have your best interests in mind, because they are forming an exciting new militia.
That it is illegal in most circumstances in California to carry a loaded firearm in one’s car did not disturb Pettet.
“If you look under the Constitution, a militia can be formed,” he said. “Watch and see. Who’s going to stop us?”
This is just like Mad Maxx! People will just make up their own laws, and than start shooting, because that is the American way. However, taking on the enormous task of replacing the police department isn’t cheap, so luckily this new group, ‘Stockton Armed Militia,’ will have a source of revenue, from tax payers!
Pettet said the militia will bill the city $350 per hour for its services. City Attorney Ren Nosky said he knew of no legal basis requiring the city to pay such a bill.
Somebody’s gotta do it, right? Who better to serve the interest of safety than an ex-Vietnam vet with a trigger-happy demeanor? Oddly enough, the basis of the group isn’t really based around crime, it is based on the following:
“Helping to protect Stockton citizens from their mayor and City Council.”
That’s right. The City of Stockton has a mayor AND a City Council set out to kill its constituents. Thank GOD for S.A.M.
Concerned resident aims to form armed militia to patrol Stockton (Godlike Productions)
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I love the logic of forming a militia to overthrow the government: the militia has a few guns; the Government has billions of dollars worth of equipment including a nuclear arsenal. Good luck with that one.
Despite what you America-hating, queerosexual libtards may think, being a veteran isn’t like being a felon, so you don’t need the “ex” in front of “Vietnam vet.” In fact, “veteran” comes from the Latin “vetus,” which means old, so the word’s definition already implies that the service was in the past.
I won’t bother with all the other spelling and grammatical errors, (get an editor!), as I mostly wanted to call you all freedom-hating homosexuals, and I accomplished that goal.
It’s called “irony,” silly! He is once again going to war. Therefore he is an “ex” veteran. Thanks for your thoughts though! Many people care!
This shit is over my head, I guess. Now, FOX News’ Red Eye, that is humor.
Hey Brendan,
Congrats on your accomplishments, do you have a Bush-style ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner hanging over your bed?
Come a little closer, I’d like to teabag you!
I’d like to see this Old Obese Queen try his little stunt. Whenever a wing-nut gun fvck like this says “We’re not lookin’ fer trouble”, you know they want to find a commie muslin to sacrifice to their version of the constitution.
Perhaps it is because I am far away in Texas, or maybe it’s just late at night, but the animal in me sort of want to see this go bad, real bad. Something so bad as to discredit gun nuts, wingtards, teabaggers and anyone else I don’t like today. And not one guy shooting up a bunch of people. They always blame that on the one guy. I want a dozen olds blasting away at anything that moves. And the olds live. And there’s a big trial, and yea, they are vilified. And ammunition stocks once again return to normal, and Glen Beck stops inciting everyone to go kill their taxpaying neighbor. Holy fuck. Just get the big fuckup death party going already so we can wash our hands of this crap. It’s only been not even 3 months. What the fuck are these chapped asses going to be doing in 3 years?
“If you look under the Constitution, a militia can be formed,” he said.
I usually just look under the couch cushions to see if I can find some change. That plus the money I get for returning pop bottle I pick up along the highway might be enough for a bottle of Richards Wild Irish Rose.
Interesting that you have to look under the Constitution, not in it. How did he get the folks at the National Archives to let him pick it up?