Oh, hi there! Maybe you’ve all heard about this new, sexy thing the cool kids are doing these days called “teafucking” or “bagsucking” or “biblehumping” or “something.” Anyways, there are big, exciting republican orgies scheduled to take place in public around the country next Wednesday.
I went to one of these recent displays of ignorance and chlamydia and HO BOY WUZ THAT FUN!!! I will be attending the upcoming Seattle festivities because of the off-chance I’ll get to hang my sack on some libertarians goatee. I will bring my camera and ask them questions. Do you have something you’d like the Hobo to ask? Leave it in the comments.
Sample question: not counting the day you were born, how many times have you been in contact with female genitalia?
And ye shall take pictures. And ye shall post them here, for laffs.
How much do you love Michelle Bachman? Do you love her enough to give her a pearl necklace?
If you could pick one of the Obama Treasury team, who would you whack off?
The economy is a complete donkey at the moment. It really needs a sharp punch to get it going. How would you donkey punch America?
That sample one is hard to beat. The follow-up should be: “Yeah, but I bet she was pretty fat, am I right?”
Also, inquire as to their employment status and see if they’ve “gone Galt,” as I have.