Sup yo. How are your conservative homies, gangsta?
Have you had to pull out your nine this week to cap some punk-bitch? Yes? WELL THAN YOU ARE A REPUBLICAN:
Alas! A new meme has crawled from the dusty man-orifice that is CPAC, but it didn’t come from a man! It came from Michelle Bachmann:
“Michael Steele, you be da man! You be da man!” That’s how U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann praised the new chair of the Republican National Committee (RNC) at last night’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), blending street lingo into her repartee as emcee that already included innovative reinterpretation of what the Boston Tea Partiers said.
There is nothing better than trying to re-label the whitest group of people, possibly in the world, into some kind of African-American advocacy group. This proves that the GOP is useless and moronic just like the NAACP! Move over, Malcolm X! There’s a new sheriff in town!
The funny part is that Bachmann, who is a miserable embarrassment and shell of a former human self, didn’t stop!
“What a house tonight. Are there any conservatives in the house tonight?”
“Tonight we tell the American people: We know, in the past, that we did wrong. My bad.”
“Young people in the house stand up! Young people in the house stand up!”
This just sounds more natural coming from Prince George’s County, Md.-born Steele than the Waterloo, Iowa-born Bachmann
So, new black Republican party, I guess you are just like blacks in that you have been OPPRESSED for so many centuries. Hey none-too-many of your constituents go to college— the only difference is most of them have the choice.
Assholes.
Bachmann at CPAC, ‘Michael Steele, you be da man!’ (Minnesota Independent)
And where is J.C. Watts these days?